Store time :
So, here’s the first story I’ll tell:
Yesterday, I was at a family wedding with my younger cousin, Madalena (I’m her favorite cousin, and she’s younger than me 💞). Someone suggested taking a family photo with the bride and groom, but I said, "Oh, I’m just going to the bathroom; I have a stomach ache." So, I went—Madalena came with me—and after a while, she left to go take the photo. I was still in the bathroom, and when I came out, Madalena was looking for me so we could take the picture. I went with her, but then my dad appeared behind me and started yelling: "WHERE WERE YOU? GOING TO THE BATHROOM WASN'T AN EXCUSE; NOW WE'RE GOING TO MISS THE PHOTO!" (And sure enough, my dad, my cousin, and I didn't make it into the photo, but it wasn't my fault—I had a stomach ache!) My dad went on: "YOU RUINED THE WHOLE PARTY! THE ONLY REASON I'M NOT HITTING YOU" (he would have hit me if we were at home 🙏😭) "IS BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE AROUND. I'M NEVER TAKING YOU TO WEDDINGS AGAIN."
